Snep butts
so i’m pretty close to 100,000 posts
i think this is a new low for me
May 2012
Violets are purple. Roses cut your face. This makes no sense. Boobs.
boobs are nice yes
okay so I just wrote this because of reasons
“Lily! Please, just listen to me!” The dark haired boy desperately tried to gain her attention as she furiously walked away. “Please, Lily.. give me another chance!” She immediately stopped in her tracks and spun around to glare at him with those beautiful green eyes he had come to love so much. “Why should I?” Her eyes, though angry, looked red as if she had been crying. “Why should I ever even speak to you again after what you called me? If that’s how you really felt about me all along you should have just told me! You-” Her voice seemed to disappear for a moment as he replayed the words back in his head. “If that’s how you really felt about me all along you should have just told me!” Tell her. Even if she never speaks to you again, at least she’ll know. Tell her. “I love you. Lil… I love you.” She suddenly stopped her rantings all at once, her eyes widening a bit. “You- but.. I can’t believe you would lie about something like that Sev-” “I’m not lying to you! Ever since I first saw you.. even though I couldn’t tell at the time, looking back I knew it was true.” Please believe me, Lily. I love you so much. “Sev.. you.. but you can’t..” He suddenly stepped forward and closed the distance between himself and her, pressing his lips against hers. She didn’t think that her eyes could get any wider, but after the initial shock had wore off she slowly leaned into the kiss, pulling away after a moment. “You really do..” “Yes Lil.. I do.” When he spoke again after a long moment of an oddly comforting silence his voice sounded almost desperate. “Please forgive me..” She merely smiled and took his hand in her own. “Oh… just shut up, Sev.”
SNARRY IS GROSS!!!!!
omg but but
I JUST WANT TO SMUSH THEIR FACES TOGETHER
AND CRY
BECAUSE PERFECT
i have to tell you something. I actually REALLY REALLY like justin beibers "boyfriend" . .... yep. I like dat song. I like it A LOT. its good. and its nice. and the music video is AMAZING and I havent told anybody but my dad and he judged me and i just.
omg
it’s just so awkward
he’s supposed to be singing baby and sounding stupid
woman did you hear me you are BABY.
omgddugcvdubh
baby. yu. r. baby. you are rainbows and sunshine and leather and puppies and declawed kitties that are awesome because im actually not afraid of them. SADIE YOU ARE SEASON 3 OF SHERLOCK. you are getting the very last one of something you REALLY wanted at the store. you are a curve on a really hard test. you are eating everything you want and only gaining like 3 pounds instead of 30. you are just perfect and I love you ok?
dcmgnhigfvubxjgfn ktchjb viucvy ojugbhfvnm dcx
i have a habit of saying jelly with celebrity names
like “are you jelly clarkson”
“are you shia lajelly”
i wonder if anyone is jealous of my url
it kind of sucks when you can tell that someone is getting tired of you and there isn’t anything you can do about it
Type the first letter of your URL into your tag box. The last tag to come up will be your final words.
#tofu-adachers
Apparently I whisper the name of some stranger I just reblogged… »
#merchenaries
wat
#he’d be a bitchin’ lockhart let me tell ya
eeeeey, I like mine!
#Here on Tumblr we just tell people we wanna bang them and it’s not awkward
#heracross
good last words.
#that little bitch
omg
#Loooooooooooooooki
The actual situation of my blog
#SIRIUSLY
this is not surprising
I tagged you!! ^_^
omg okay um
In the Hp universe what is your favorite magical creature and why?
My mind is going blank i don’t know omg
uh
next question
Which character death made you cry the hardest?
Snape’s of course but i refuse to accept that he died so I GUESS ASIDE FROM HIM IT WOULD BE HEDWIG
What is your OTP?
wait i’m supposed to choose one
oh god
um
snily
and snarry
and snucius (kind of)
and
and
Do you still think Dumbledore was a good character after all was said and done?
well obviously
i love that manipulative old bastard I WISH HE WAS MY GRANDPA
Favorite fanfiction with your OTP?
UGDFFJGTHKJVUBF I HAVE TOO MANY I’M NOT ANSWERING THIS
Drarry, Snarry, Harmony, and Ron/Harry (whatever the name is) and why?
SNARRY BECAUSE PERFECT
Het pairing?
um hermione/ron I guess
If you had the chance to make any character yours who would it be?
SNAPE OF COURSE
BECAUSE OF REASONS
Tom Riddle or Voldemort and why?
Tom riddle because he was sexy
Make up a different epilogue.
HARRY WAS ACTUALLY DREAMING THE WHOLE TIME AND SEVERUS AND LILY GOT MARRIED AND ALL WAS WELL THE END
Favorite spell?
this is completely unoriginal but i would have to say expecto patronum
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i’ll be a rebel and not tag anyone because i’m too lazy
