September 2012
August 2012
theblueboxtraveler:
I’ve been waiting to use this gif again for a very long time.
It’s like welcoming back an old friend.
the-vashta-nerada:
reminder that Doctor Who comes back Saturday and will drop kick your heart and drag it back to the eternal fires of hell
senorpond:
when you wake up angry in the morning and somebody says “you must have got up out of the wrong side of the bed”
excuse me
my bed is up against the wall it isn’t my fault that i can only get out one side you motherfucker
Anonymous asked: one coupon to grope my buttox, mlady. -s. cadogan
my mom just told me that i have beyonce legs because they never jiggle
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fagtree:
people in north korea can now eat pizza
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shaleimp:
metropoliskingdom:
shaleimp:
eventually everyone on tumblr is going to need a special permit to tell jokes and you have to post it to the end of every single one of your posts
No one would take that permit seriously being in Comic Sans
are you serious
pumpkim:
testoster0ne:
how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.
like isn’t just like having sex idgi?
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glennfreysgroupie:
what if your url somehow had something to do with your future
sigh.
NO. NO RACHEL SIGHS.
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boquiquishequa:
deerpong:
virginclub:
your gay
what about my gay
it’s off its leash and is now redecorating my living room
please take it back
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[[MORE]]apparently i have borderline personality disorder
ah
another thing to add to the list of things wrong with me
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starfleetgrad:
DO YOU EVER FANTASIZE ABOUT HUGGING SOMEONE FAMOUS
NO SEX THOUGHTS, NO AUTOGRAPHS OR PHOTOS
JUST A BIG, GENUINE HUG THAT LASTS THE PERFECT AMOUNT OF TIME AND COMPLETES YOUR LIFE
DO YOU
liveinphoenix:
singing the wrong lyrics when singing along to ur favourite song
